I was talking to a woman at a bar, and she said air on a g-string gave her goosebumps.
It was 10 minutes before I realized she was talking about the musical piece by Bach.
What are goosebumps for?
To slow down speeding geese!
A lad was on his way to visit his friend. Whilst driving, his car broke down and it began to rain so heavily, he couldn’t see his own hands in front of him.
He walked for as long as he could, but the rain became too much to bear. He found a tree and stood beneath it, waiting for a car. Hours went by, and he was beginning to give up hope. It was a quiet road indeed that he found him on. The next town wasn’t for miles, so he’d have to stay the night ...
There's a scary library in my town...
...everytime I go there I get goosebumps.
How do you spot a blind man at a nudie beach?
He's reading Goosebumps.
My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow they’re all in Braille.
It’s giving me Goosebumps
What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road?