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Get Rich Quick Jokes

An American decides to get rich quick...

By suing bus companies. So, he goes to a bus station, and when the bus arrives he sticks his leg out so it gets runs over. He spends 6 weeks in hospital and is given $10,000 in reparations. When he gets out, he goes to a different state and does the same thing, but this time with the other leg. This...

I applied for one of them online "get rich quick" programs once

they sent me a gun and a list of the closest banks.

Just been told I can get rich quick by buying an old Egyptian building.

I think it's a pyramid scheme.

I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home

...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.
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