Gesundheit

What are you called when you reach the highest power level sneeze ever?

You're a Peak-Achoo.



I'll see myself out...

Knock-knock

Who's there?




Huch.



Huch who?



Gesundheit.

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Gesundheit

So a man boards a plane and finds his seat next to a young woman. They both exchange smiles as the flight gets under way. A few minutes into the flight, the man sneezes. He then proceeds to undo his zipper, take out his dick, wipe the tip, and put it away. A short time passes and he sneezes again. ...

Q: How do you pronounce e-s-c-h-e-w?

Q: How do you pronounce e-s-c-h-e-w?

A: Eschew

Q: Gesundheit

How tall is a German with a cold?

Gesundheit!

What does a German reply when someone says a Jew?

Gesundheit

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

Another Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Autch

Autch-Who?

Gesundheit....

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I heard you like jewcy jokes...

Hitler is visiting a concentration camp and he examines the prisoners. They are lined up and they listen all to the Hitlers speech. Suddenly somebody sneezes.

Hitler goes to the first row and asks:"Who did this?"
Nobody responses. First row gets executed.

Hitler goes to the second ...

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