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Gesundheit Jokes

Gesundheit

What are you called when you reach the highest power level sneeze ever?

You're a Peak-Achoo.



I'll see myself out...

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Stalin is giving a big public speech...

... and someone sneezes. Stalin says, "Who sneezed?" Nobody says anything. He looks at a couple of his goons and jerks his head towards the audience. They go pull some random guy out of the crowd and shoot him. Stalin again asks who sneezed. This meek little guy that sneezed can't take it, and steps...

I was wearing my yarmulke the other day, and a man asked me, “what are you, a Jew?”

So I said, “gesundheit.”

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Gesundheit

So a man boards a plane and finds his seat next to a young woman. They both exchange smiles as the flight gets under way. A few minutes into the flight, the man sneezes. He then proceeds to undo his zipper, take out his dick, wipe the tip, and put it away. A short time passes and he sneezes again. ...

Knock-knock

Who's there?




Huch.



Huch who?



Gesundheit.

Q: How do you pronounce e-s-c-h-e-w?

Q: How do you pronounce e-s-c-h-e-w?

A: Eschew

Q: Gesundheit

How tall is a German with a cold?

Gesundheit!

Another Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Autch

Autch-Who?

Gesundheit....

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

What does a German reply when someone says a Jew?

Gesundheit

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I heard you like jewcy jokes...

Hitler is visiting a concentration camp and he examines the prisoners. They are lined up and they listen all to the Hitlers speech. Suddenly somebody sneezes.

Hitler goes to the first row and asks:"Who did this?"
Nobody responses. First row gets executed.

Hitler goes to the second ...

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