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Metamorphic Jokes

I tried to buy a bucket for my metamorphic rocks.

But it wasn't for shale.

It’s important not to confuse metamorphic with igneous rock

After all, you can’t just take this schist for granite.

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Geologists may not always get along, but when the schist hits the fan...

Its coarse-grained, metamorphic layers can be split into thin irregular plates from the impact.

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I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.

I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

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