UPJOKE

Have you heard about the old geography teacher who kept wetting his bed?

His only weakness was in continents.

A geography teacher assigned each of his students a country to find on a map

He gave them the task of finding their assigned country on the globe, and explaining how it can be identified

'I can find Italy on the globe, Sir' says James 'It's easy because it looks like a boot'

'Well done James' says the teacher

'I can find Pakistan on the globe' says Emily...

“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”

“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

Student: I'll never be good at geography.

Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!

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