Have you heard about the old geography teacher who kept wetting his bed?
His only weakness was in continents.
A geography teacher assigned each of his students a country to find on a map
He gave them the task of finding their assigned country on the globe, and explaining how it can be identified
'I can find Italy on the globe, Sir' says James 'It's easy because it looks like a boot'
'Well done James' says the teacher
'I can find Pakistan on the globe' says Emily...
“Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”
“ I don’t know, but Alaska.”
Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.
Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.
Capital of Germany? Berlin
Capital of France? Berlin
Capital of Russia? Berlin
Capital of Poland? Berlin
Capital of USA? Tokyo
Capital of China? Tokyo
Hotel? Trivago
That's my boy.
Student: I'll never be good at geography.
Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!
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