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Genetic Engineering Jokes

I passed my genetic engineering exam, with flying koalas

Am I over Koalafied

What do you call a genetic engineering company in Italy?

Genitalia.

Plant scientists have used genetic engineering to create a new variety of orange.

The novel navel.

Many people tried to stop my genetic engineering projects, but I wasn't discouraged.

Soon, I'll have them eating out of the hand of my palm.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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A trucker is driving down a random stretch of highway

He happens upon a billboard while driving that reads...

Peaches, engineered for your taste!
Only 10 miles!

Mildly intrigued, the driver decides to check out what this means. "Engineered for my tastes, what bullshit!", he says.

Driving for the next couple miles, he final...

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