What did the Redditor say to the serial killer with a garrote who spared him?
Thank you, kind strangler!
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A man wants to kill his wife
So he makes some discreet enquiries, and learns of a hitman who goes only by the name of Arthur. He contacts him, and they agree on a price of £1, which is paid up front. The man tells Arthur that his wife shops at Tesco on Saturday mornings. That Saturday, Arthur goes to the Tesco, sees his mar...
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