Garbage Bag Jokes - 9 Hilarious Garbage Bag Jokes

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back garden is ...

Every time I buy garbage bags,

it feels like I am throwing money away.

Epstein is like a full garbage bag

It’s not gonna take itself out.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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Joke translated from arabic

Three men were at a woman's house while her husband is at work. But he decided to come home early. Hearing the sound of the car, the woman told them to hide. With not enough time, they hid under garbage bags. The man walks in and asks his wife "What are those bags?"

The woman says:"my father ...

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Three men arrive in Heaven at the same time.

As they approach the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter appears before them.

"The rules are simple: to get into Heaven, first you have to tell me how you die. If I'm satisfied with your story, you can come in."

The first man steps forward.

"Imagine this. You come home to your sixth-floo...

Take my wife... please.

You grab these garbage bags, I'll grab these.

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Four scientists are driving down the road, when...

Four famous scientists are driving together and get pulled over.

The cop walks up and yells at the driver, "You were going 100 miles an hour!" Heisenberg throws up his hands and yells back, "Great! Now I'm lost."

"What's in that garbage bag you're holding?" the cop asks the front passe...

Three people are running from the cops.

Three people are running from the cops. The first hides behind a fence, the second behind some garbage bags, and the third in a sack of potatoes.

The cops walk by the fence and hear "ruff ruff" so they think "oh, it must just be a dog" and walk by.

The cops walk past the garbage cans a...

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