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A little girl went with her father to the barber to get his hair cut....

...and her father gave her a snack cake to keep her quiet.

As she she frolicked around the barber shop with it, the barber warned, "Little girl, you are going the get hair on your Twinkie!"

She replied, "I know! I'm gonna grow boobies too!"

Centuries ago, on a remote island in the North Atlantic...

Vikings arrived and began a settlement with help from their Irish thralls. But they weren't alone. All manner of otherworldly beings lurked in the island's hidden corners. The Vikings called these beings *vættir*; the Gaels called them *Aes Sídhe*.

Among these beings were the selkies who frol...

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