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Yesterday I accidentally crashed through the glass door of a French bakery.

I was….in a world of pain.

What do you say in a haunted French bakery?

This place gives me the crepes.

(OC?) A man walks into a French bakery

He goes up to the counter and is offered some chocolate to which he declines, whilst noticing that there's not much for sale. The baker then hits him over the head with a rolling pin. "Ow what did you do that for?!" They only had pain au chocolats

Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and..

.. now I'm in a world of pain :D

(source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)

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