A man was walking down the street and he saw a monkey jumping up and down on a manhole
The monkey would jump on the manhole while saying “Forty two, forty two, forty two”. The man was curious and went to investigate.
When prompted, the monkey said nothing of his actions. The man decided to do what the monkey had done, and jumped several times on the manhole saying “Forty two, ...
A joke my father told me.
I haven't seen it here yet so I hope its fresh;
A new inmate spends his first night in prison and after things quiet down for the night, he hears someone from one of the upper floors call out. "THIRTY SEVEN!" he shouts. An uproar of laughter fills the prison.
The new inmate is somewhat...
The Number Bar
So, a man moves into a new neighbourhood. On the first night there he decides to go to a bar to try and get to know the local culture. As he walks into the bar a man yells out,
'Seventy-six.'
Every on else in the bar starts to laugh. So the man thinks, 'that's pretty weird', but never...
A 40 year old couple are hiking in the woods
... They eventually stumble upon Santa Claus. "I will grant you one wish each!" Santa told them. "I want a new car!" The man said, "I want a new TV!" the woman said. Santa Claus, with a smile on his face ".. But on one condition". "and what's that?" the man said, already confused with the encounter....
While we're on the subject of Russian jokes...
Here's one I have heard about the gulag. A little background: many jokesters ended up doing time in Siberia, and obviously couldn't be heard telling jokes while they were there. So, they invented a system where each joke was identified by a designated number. Let's call [this joke](http://www.red...
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