Hitler went to a fortuneteller and asked her: "On what day will I die"?
The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.
"Why are you so sure of that?", demanded Hitler.
"Any day", she replied, "on which you die will be a Jewish holiday".
A man goes to the carnival
A man goes to the carnival with his family, and they decide to split up to enjoy the rides. The husband walks by a tent with a sign advertising a fortuneteller. He doesn't believe in such things,but decides to go inside anyway.
A woman looks up from a small table with a crystal ball and spea...
Putin decides to invade Poland
Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller.
Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost.
Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!