He asked, "can you tell me if there are golf courses in Heaven?"
The fortuneteller entered a trance to ponder his question. After several minutes she responded- "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, the golf courses in Heaven are beautiful beyond any earthly imagination." ...
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Hitler went to a fortuneteller
He went and asked her - " On which day will I die ? " The seeress ensured him that he will die on a Jewish holiday. " Why are you so sure about that ? " Demanded the angry Hitler.
" Any day " she replied, " On which day you die will be a Jewish holiday ".
A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty.
“What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards.
“Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”
A man was wandering around a carnival.....
and he happened to see a fortuneteller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. “Ah...” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think,” said the man scornfully. “I’m the father of THR...
Putin decides to invade Poland
Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller.
Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost.
Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty.
Putin: Rubles?!?...
A man goes to the carnival
A man goes to the carnival with his family, and they decide to split up to enjoy the rides. The husband walks by a tent with a sign advertising a fortuneteller. He doesn't believe in such things,but decides to go inside anyway.
A woman looks up from a small table with a crystal ball and spea...
Fortune Teller
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!
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