A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty.
“What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards.
“Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”
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Hitler went to a fortuneteller
He went and asked her - " On which day will I die ? " The seeress ensured him that he will die on a Jewish holiday. " Why are you so sure about that ? " Demanded the angry Hitler.
" Any day " she replied, " On which day you die will be a Jewish holiday ".
A man goes to the carnival
A man goes to the carnival with his family, and they decide to split up to enjoy the rides. The husband walks by a tent with a sign advertising a fortuneteller. He doesn't believe in such things,but decides to go inside anyway.
A woman looks up from a small table with a crystal ball and spea...
Putin decides to invade Poland
Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller.
Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost.
Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!