After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.
Mine read, βBe quiet for a little while.β
His read, βTalk while you have a chance.β
Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?
I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!
I always swallow fortune cookies whole.
It gives me something to read on the toilet.
Just the setup. Do your own punchline
I don't do standup but thought of a hell of a setup with nowhere else to put it and no way to finish it. So here it is.
You ever order Chinese food for yourself and get insulted by the number of fortune cookies they give you?
Newton [Long]
A man called Newton goes to a Chinese restaurant. He orders some fortune cookies. When they arrive, he opens one and sees what's in it. Only one word is written:
*Newton*
Newton raises his eyes in a mixture of confusion and surprise. How the hell did that coincidence happen? Why was hi...
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