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Me : Shaking a magic 8 ball..

"Will my vision ever get better??"

Coconut :

Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future.

Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.

Fun Fact: If you drink the inside of the magic 8 ball, you can see the future.

My friend did it one and he said "I think I'm gonna die."

10 minutes later he actually did!

I once asked a Magic 8 Ball why I couldn't get my email

It responded "Outlook not so good."

Me as a doctor...

“There was a complication so I replaced ur eye w/a mini magic 8 ball”
Patient: “Seriously?”
*shake his head. “All signs point to yes”

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