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Fonz Jokes

Slow Fonz

Fonz was a man in his mid-70's who still loved the ladies a lot. So once or twice a week he visited the red lights district. The ladies did not like seeing him open their door. Not that Fonz was a brute or something, it just took ages for him to come.

So one day he's banging Cherry. After wh...

What is The Fonz's blood type?

A

The Fonz has COVID!

but its OK, he's

Aaaayysymptomatic.

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Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz?

Because he has Ayyyds.

Henry Winkler sits down on an airplane. The flight attendant comes over and ask him if he would like free head phones.

He responds “Sounds great. But it’s pronounced Fonz.”

Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel?

It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had **AYYY** fever!

Where does The Fonz like to eat?

Chic-Fil-Ayyy!

Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In?

Triple Aaaaayyyyy!

What would the Fonz eat if he was a cow?

Hayyyyyy.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd

I'll^see^myself^out

Henry Winkler’s Flight

Henry Winkler is flying from London to New York and starts to get cold. He requests a blanket and pillow from the flight attendant. Upon returning with theses items the flight attendant asks: “Would you like some headphones?”

Mr. Winkler replies: “I would love that!! However it’s pronounced ‘...

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Fonzie Jokes: Guaranteed to solicit awkward groans in any social gathering.

Do you often find yourself thinking "what this social gathering needs is some awkward silence!" Well, you have come to the right place. these jokes are 10,000% guaranteed to get you all the groans and derrisive stares you want, guaranteed or your karma back!

Here is collection of comedy gold ...

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In Honor of His First Emmy, My Favorite Henry Winkler Joke

Henry Winkler boards a plane and sits in First Class. The attractive stewardess says, "Would you like a drink?" and he says, "Yes, thank you."

She brings him the drink, and then asks, "Would you like some headphones?"

He says, "Absolutely. But just so you know, it's pronounced 'Fon...

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