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Fml Jokes

I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas...

FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.

How does a Gen Z-er tell a joke?

Idk bc fml lmao

I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters

FmL

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A Japanese myth about love..

There's a Japanese legend that says your present face is the face of the one you loved most in your past life.
I must have had really bad taste then. FML.

What do you get when you cross a hippopotamuses, an elephant, and a rhino?

A hellifiknow

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True story

Last Friday I met at party one girl and it seemed she likes me. First time somebody likes me. We go out for fresh air and she asked me If I want to buy insurence...... FML, Im Virgin forever

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs.

FML.

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