Air Force One crashed on a farm in Nebraska

Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did...

What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician?

They both believe restarting it might work.

Horrible day

"Houston we have a problem."
*What?*
"Our equipment is malfunctioning and our backup life support has failed, it's just been a horrible day."
*Roger that. Have you tried restarting the...*
"OMG Houston, stop trying to fix the problem, I just want you to listen and be supportive!"

Bill Gates in a car

A software engineer, a hardware designer and Bill Gates are driving in car on the freeway. Suddenly the car breaks down, the engines stops.
The software engineer says: “I think that car ran out if gas. Let’s walk to the nearest gas station and get some gas, put it in the car and then it will st...

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Resuming Windows...

Resuming Windows is like going back to sex after being interrupted.

It doesn't feel the same and you end up restarting.

A blonde woman's first day at live software support..

She was giving help to customers through live chats.

She eventually got sick and busted right into the boss's office.

Woman: This is infuriating! Every time I try to help someone resolve their problems, they just hang up on me!

Boss: Whoa, whoa.... Relax. Okay, tell me what exac...

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