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Feminine Side Jokes

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So i crashed the car and then ignored her all day for no reason.

My wife told me that I should be more in touch with my feminine side…

…so I went out and wrecked the car…then I got mad at her for the way she looked at me, 4 years ago.

Her: I like a guy who's in touch with his feminine side

Me: (trying to impress her) I'm on my period

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Another fancy dress party joke [NSFW]

Three Italian mobsters are invited to the Don's costume party. The Don isn't your typical Don, though. He has been seeing a shrink lately, and to help his goons get in touch with their emotions he's asked them all to dress as an emotion.

Not wanting to disappoint the Don, the goons go out of ...

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