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The FCC arrives at a homocide scene and says to the police:

"We're in charge now. This crime is under the jurisdiction of the FCC."

The police respectfully hand the investigation over the FCC. A nearby onlooker asks what happened, to which a man replies:

"Video... it killed the radio star."

I'm ashamed of myself for this joke.

The chairman of the FCC is starting a new business.

It's going to be called PaiPal.

Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

The FCC is for the people

That's the entire joke.

The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.

This isn’t a joke it’s real my dudes

The FCC has just made a formal announcement

If anyone keeps complaining about Net Neutrality they'll pay for it.

The FCC walks into a bar

We still don't know what happened. It's been loading for five hours

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I was looking for porn....

I was looking for porn but nothing was doing it for me. So I decided to put on the FCC live stream nothing gets me off like seeing a whole country get fucked.

Did you hear about Net Neutrality on the United flight?

[Removed by the FCC]

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

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