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The FCC arrives at a homocide scene and says to the police:

"We're in charge now. This crime is under the jurisdiction of the FCC."

The police respectfully hand the investigation over the FCC. A nearby onlooker asks what happened, to which a man replies:

"Video... it killed the radio star."

I'm ashamed of myself for this joke.

Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

The chairman of the FCC is starting a new business.

It's going to be called PaiPal.

The FCC is for the people

That's the entire joke.

The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.

This isn’t a joke it’s real my dudes

The FCC walks into a bar

We still don't know what happened. It's been loading for five hours

The FCC has just made a formal announcement

If anyone keeps complaining about Net Neutrality they'll pay for it.

Did anyone hear about the FCC Regulations set by Obama?

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I was looking for porn....

I was looking for porn but nothing was doing it for me. So I decided to put on the FCC live stream nothing gets me off like seeing a whole country get fucked.

Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes

The FCC had some serious problems with "Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."

Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.


($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to...

I was in a high-speed car crash today.

Luckily I work for the FCC so I was going 5 mph on impact.

Did you hear about Net Neutrality on the United flight?

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

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