I participated in a joke writing competition on this sub three years ago.
The mods laid out 4 simple rules quite clearly:
1. For the following two days, all posts on this sub would be considered as entries for the competition.
2. The post with the most upvotes would be declared as the winner, i.e., the best joke. The number of upvotes until the end o...
There were two Roman Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully, they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in High School. ...