An old professor of Particle Physics and his assistant were having beers at a pub in London when the conversation drifted to the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland.

The assistant mentioned one of the wonderous things the famous particle collider can do. "The Collider can accelerate protons," the assistant began.

The professor smiled and said, "Yes, I've seen it do that, personally."

Surprised and intrigued that his mentor had worked with ...

A guy is driving down the highway when he notices a sign

A guy is driving down the highway when he notices a sign:

Speed Limit: 40 miles.

He decelerates to 40 miles per hour and later he notices one
another sign:

Speed Limit: 20 miles

So he pushes the brakes again until he reaches the 20 mile per
hour limit. He starts w...

So there's this guy in a bar

On the top floor of the Empire State Building. He says to the guy next to him, "Did you know there's an updraft between this building and the next one that's so strong that if you jump off this building, it will swoop you back up and you'll land right back here on your feet?" The guy said, "No way, ...

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