A cop is speeding on the highway when he notices in his rear view mirror that he is being followed by an old lady.
Going over 100 mph, he realizes the civilian's car is going way too fast and needs to slow down. The cop begins to decelerate and the car follows suit. Eventually, the cop pulls over and the car pulls over as well. An old lady comes out of the car and stumbles up to the cop's window, almost tripping...
An old professor of Particle Physics and his assistant were having beers at a pub in London when the conversation drifted to the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland.
The assistant mentioned one of the wonderous things the famous particle collider can do. "The Collider can accelerate protons," the assistant began.
The professor smiled and said, "Yes, I've seen it do that, personally."
Surprised and intrigued that his mentor had worked with ...
A guy is driving down the highway when he notices a sign
A guy is driving down the highway when he notices a sign:
Speed Limit: 40 miles.
He decelerates to 40 miles per hour and later he notices one another sign:
Speed Limit: 20 miles
So he pushes the brakes again until he reaches the 20 mile per hour limit. He starts w...