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Fall On Jokes

Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket

I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage

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A married couple, recently married fall on hard times...

and are about to be evicted. After much debate, they agree the wife will prostitute to earn the cash they need. That evening, they set up shop on the street below their apartment. The husband wishes her luck and says he'll be across the street in the car watching for her safety. After a short while,...

I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today

Atleast I think she was poor. She only had $.75 in her wallet.

why don't people care when your books fall on the floor?

Because you only got your shelf to blame

What does a chicken do when they fall on hard times?

Chicken strips

Did you hear about the man who had a billboard fall on his head?

He took it as a sign from above.

Sean Connery had a load of books fall on his head, thanks to dodgy DIY

He has only his shelf to blame

Breaking news: Sean Connery had a bunch of books fall on him.

When asked what happened, he said, "I'm ok, I only have my shelf to blame."

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Where do grammar Nazis fall on the political compass?

Alt-Write

I once had a turntable fall on my head.

But I'm perfectly fine, perfectly fine, perfectly fine.

Ever been walking in the woods and had nuts fall on your head?

You just got treebagged.

Why did the young railroad engineer fall on the tracks?

He was undertrained

Massive fall on Wall St today...

Nope, wait, just Hillary fainting.

I just witnessed my friend fall on the staircase, he was badly hurt so i came running and asked:

Are the stairs ok?

I saw a man fall on the ground and his wife yelled, "Someone call him an ambulance!"

So I yelled back "Hey dude, you're an ambulance!" and left. Hope he's ok.

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A new highly infectious virus has broken out in Boston causing large amounts of people to sneeze so hard fall on their ass.

They’re calling the “mass achoo sits”.

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