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Evaporated Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

He will be mist.

To my favorite pond of water that completely evaporated last night:

You will be mist.

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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk

There is always liquid in it.

I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day

when I opened it, it was empty.

You Know It's Hot When ...

Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
Catfish are already fried when caught ...
Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part III

# Arizona

Its so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.



Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let ...

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Always be closing

Head car salesman Jeff, having just had a heart to heart with bottom performer Larry about how important getting his next sale was to keeping his job, walked back out onto the sales lot and into a sight that nearly caused him to have a coronary.

Larry, considered dim even by using LED bulb wa...

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