What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?
RIP evaporated water....
...You will be mist
I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk
There is always liquid in it.
I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day
when I opened it, it was empty.
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Use The Camel
Having joined the French Foreign Legion, Pierre focused on becoming the best soldier he could. Day in, day out he trained; long marches with full pack, hand to hand combat, shooting range etc... but even all this activity couldn't take away the yearning he had, after all he was a young viral man. T...
In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.
So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."
My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?
Always be closing
Head car salesman Jeff, having just had a heart to heart with bottom performer Larry about how important getting his next sale was to keeping his job, walked back out onto the sales lot and into a sight that nearly caused him to have a coronary.
Larry, considered dim even by using LED bulb wa...