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Little Johnny was a notoriously bad speller

He would always misspell words and just write them the way they sounded to a young child's ear. This was particularly embarrassing to his father, whose boss would always brag how clever his own son, Pete was.


One evening, the boss visited Little Johnny's house for dinner, bringing litt...

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One of my favorites. A long one, but worth it.

When the world first came to fruition all of the animals saw that they had a certain amount of years to live, and each had a certain thing to do for those years.
The rabbit first saw that he had 40 years to run jump and play without a care in the world. But, the rabbit thought that forty was too...

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