En Garde Jokes - 5 Hilarious En Garde Jokes

I told a fencing joke on Reddit once.

Turned out to be a riposte.

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Why can you never surprise a fencer?

There are always _en garde_

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Why are fencing players so good at also being guards at museums?

They’re always en garde.

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What did they say about the Swordsman’s outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

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One day, legendary fencing master Maximilian Lee is looking for a new challenger

After decades dedicating himself to his art, he finds there is no one worthy of fighting anymore. He travels to the farest corners of the world looking to reinvigorate his love of the blade.

He travels to France and challenges their most skilled and famous fighter, but to his disappointment,...

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