Edward Scissorhands Jokes - 2 Hilarious Edward Scissorhands Jokes

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Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands...

but I think he's a pretty sharp guy.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Masturbation hurts.

Signed, Edward Scissorhands

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