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My child will not eat fish, what can I replace it with?

A cat.

Cats love fish.

Why blind people cant eat fish?

Because its SEA FOOD

I started a new diet; I eat fish for breakfast.

My wife doesn't like me talking about it.

A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska...

So he buys a used Corvette and heads south for warmer weather. About five hundred miles into the trip the Corvette starts to overheat.

He stops in a small town and finds a mechanic to get the issue fixed. The mechanic says he is not going to be able to look at the car for an hour, so the Pen...

(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish?

A Bib Fortuna

Woman at the doctor

Woman ask doctor: "My child refuse to eat fish. How can I adequatelly replace it?"
Doctor's answer: "With cat. Cat eats fish"

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A jew and a goy are seated together in a train compartment. No one else joins them and as the train gets underway, the goy decides to engage the jew in a conversation.

The goy asks the jew all sorts of questions about his religion. The jew patiently answers them all.
Eventually they take out their pack lunches and continue the conversation. The goy asks:

« Why is it you people are so smart? »

The jew thinks about it for a while and responds:
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