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Why don't Dutchmen use Drano?

Because it destroys clogs.

Five Dutchmen crammed in an old Renault 4, are driving through Belgium when they get pulled over ...

Five Dutchmen are crammed in an old Renault 4 and driving through Belgium when they get pulled over by a traffic cop.

“Good morning, I guess you know why I pulled you guys over, don’t you?”

“Well officer, I actually don’t. We couldn’t have been speeding, this car won’t even make the s...

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By now most of you have heard about the whale attack on the Dutch boating team. What you may not have heard is that it was a Soviet killer whale and that one of the Dutchmen lost the tip of his penis in the attack.

Turns out the whole thing was a Russian orcastration.

How many Dutchmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Usually one, tulips are not planted that deeply in the ground.

Translated joke but I reversed the countries because screw Belgium

Two dutchmen take the train from Amsterdam to Brussels, but they only have one ticket. 2 fellow Belgian passengers ask them how they will get away with it. “Watch and learn!” Say the Dutch. They head into the toilet together and wait for the train conductor to knock on the door. “Ticket please!”. He...

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