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You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game?

It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.

Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game

Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot

Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?

The distillery.

New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot.

I call it the Ferguson

Have you played the reddit apps drinking game?

You drink until the page loads. It took me three beers to make this post

A new drinking game

One night a man says to his wife “me and my buds are headed out drinking we’ll see you later” she’s says “okay” and the man heads out for the night. But around 2 or 3 am his wife starts to wonder where he is so she calls him and says “hey when are you coming home” her husband says “one more round of...

Estonian drinking games.

**First game**
5 Estonians drink 10 bottles of vodka. One of them hides in the closet. The others have do figure out who is in the closet.

**Second game**
3 Estonians drink 3 bottles of vodka and 9 beers. One of them hides in the closet and the others keep on drinking. At the en...

There's a new drinking game that you can play.

You can only take a shot when Manchester United do.

It's called dry January.

Drinking game for the eclipse

Tomorrow, take a shot for every post on r/tifu with a title that's anything along the lines of "TIFU by looking at the eclipse" or "TIFU by not watching my [sibling/child/parent/grandparent/friend/SO] during the eclipse".

In other words: Take a shot for everyone blinded by their ignorance.

Chuck Norris, Zelensky, and God all walk into a bar.

The Bartender looks up, "Were were just about to start a new drinking game I've been working on. I call out a bragging point, and each one willing to meet it, chugs their drink. The last man standing due to matching every post and surviving every drink, gets the pot. Everyone else has to split the t...

I’ve started a drinking game...

I’ve started a drinking game where every time I match on Tinder, I take a shot.

I’ve been sober for a year.

Turns out that HR isn't happy that I invited some co-workers over to play a drinking game

I don't see what's so bad about playing a little devil's triangle to get to know people better

My First Joke

My brother created a drinking game. You watch the news and drink every time they mention the coronavirus. He ended up dead. They put it down to coronavirus...

I am feeling pretty good right now, that debate was a huge help.

I need to stop playing all these damn "When Trump Interrupts" Drinking Games.

So apparently I've stopped drinking.

I never wanted to. I made a drinking game where every time someone posted an original joke to r/jokes I would have a drink. I've been sober for 8 years now :(

Literary alcohol puns

I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?

Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...

50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red B...

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