The other day I was visiting my 105-year–old grandfather in the nursing home.
I was asking him about what his marriage was like; he was married for 65 years before his wife died.
"Grandpa, what was it like being married for so long?" I asked.
He was getting to that point where he would often just kind of doze off or drift away mid-conversation, so I gave him a f...
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A man goes to a bar
A man goes to a bar. He just had a fight with his wife and he want to drown his worries in whisky.
As he drinks, his worries fade away. Soon enough, he is piss-drunk and then he realizes: "Holy shit, my wife is going to kill me! It's almost the middle of the dawn and I'm here, shitfaced and f...
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