I'm a delivery person for Kohler. I often spend hours a day on doorsteps and in lobbies waiting for people to accept their deliveries.
Let that sink in.
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Expat moving to Canada.
August 12, We moved into our new house in Canada. I'm so excited. It's so nice. The mountains are beautiful. I cannot wait to see them covered with the snow.
October 14, Canada. It is the most beautiful country in the world. Leaves turned all colors and shades of yellow and orange. I dr...
A lady in NY had a parrot and all it could say was “Who is it?” On day her house plumbing started to leak so she called a plumber and scheduled a service call. At the scheduled time for the plumber she got called away for an emergency. When the plumber arrived, he was an older man, he knocked on t...
The detective picks up a scent of Cuban tobacco on the victim’s body.
From this, he deduces that the killer was a smoker. He also discovers a crumpled up sheet of paper that has an address scribbled out on it. This leads him to the doorsteps of an old apartment. The detective readies his gun and barges in, eager to find a clue that ties the house to the suspect. But o...
The surgeon and his wife.
Heard this in the OR today during surgery.
A middle aged surgeon and his wife are walking along a sandy beach, when they notice a brass lamp protruding from then ground. The wife picks it up and a genie immediately spouts forth from the lamp. "You each may have 3 wishes", the genie says....
Woman to the priest, ' I doubt that my husband has been cheating on me... I have doubt on one woman. what should I do?'
Priest replied, 'Take your husband to that woman's doorsteps... and check if WiFi connects automatically'