Did you hear about the exorcist who went to Domino's?
Apparently the pizza dough had the Mark of The Yeast.
I'm like Domino's Pizza.
If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza...
^(The salesgirl asked him: Do you want your usual?, deep pan, crisp and even?)
I had Domino's for dinner last night...
I almost choked to death on double six.
What is the opposite of Domino's?
Domi doesn't know
They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop...
yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.
I told the guy at the counter at Domino's that I wanted a pizza.
He said, "What would you like on top of that?"
I said, "Nothing, just the pizza."
what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan?
The power of crust compels you.
OC - I saw a line of delivery scooters parked out the front of a pizza place.
Someone bumped into one of them and it topples over, and knocks down the next one, which knocks down the next one, and the next one.
It was the Domino's effect.
The new CEO
A particularily large manufactuing company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them k...
TIL: if you push one pizza delivery man over, all the pizza delivery men fall over.
It's known as the domino's effect.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?
Take the Domino's sign off the roof.
Pizza for dinner
Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.
"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."
"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook pass...
Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food?
They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!
20 Things to do Before You Die...
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.' 3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look t...
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