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Distance Runner Jokes

What type of underwear do long distance runners wear?

Marathongs

Where Did The Crazy Distance Runner Go To Run?

The Psycho-Path.

Two Russians, Vlad and Ivan, decided to have a race.

Both long distance runners, they decided the end would be a large rock a few miles past the Russia-Finland border.

Vlad was ahead for most of the race, but he faltered soon after the border and was passed by Ivan, who won.

"I told you I would win!" said Ivan.

"You may have won,"...

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