Why do Native Americans hate April?

Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

One who is bad at hunting

Why do the Native Americans hate when white people ask to use their WiFi?

They're taking all their LAN!

What type of cars do Missionaries think Native Americans drive?

Convertibles

WHY do you NEVER see Native Americans at nice restaurants?

White men took their reservations..

Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?

Or is that a blanket statement?

Do you know why native americans hate airports?

They are full of landing strips.

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Do Native Americans have big dicks?

Because I heard that redwoods are HUGE!

TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska but failed.

They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

How did Columbus greet the Native Americans when he first landed in the Americas?

With new diseases.

How Do Native Americans celebrate Columbus Day?

They walk into your house and say "We live here now"

What's a kinky Native Americans favorite drink?

Tea pee

A Native American asked his chief about the coming winter

"How bad will this winter be?" He asked.

"It is good to be prepared. Get some firewood ready" replied the chief.

The chief then called his friend in the national weather service to ask him. " How bad will this winter be?"

The meteorologist said "this will be a pretty cold winter...

Since reddit has been all about native americans lately..

An Indian and a cowboy are walking through the prairie one day.
The Indian stops and puts his ear to the ground and says "ah, buffalo come."
In which the cowboy replies:
"Dang, you can tell that from stickin yer ear to the ground?"
Indian says:
"No. Ear sticky."

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A legend of the Native Americans

While many people know of Sequoya, the Native American genius who developed the Cherokee alphabet, fewer have heard of another visionary – yet he made a discovery no less groundbreaking, owing nothing to the white man’s knowledge.

It fell out like this: In the early 1800s, a certain chief, ...

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How Native Americans get there names

One day a little Indian boy went up to his dad who was the chief and asked him how do Indians get there names. His dad looked at him and said "when your brother was born I went out tepee and saw, soaring eagle so I named him Soaring Eagle. When your sister was born I went out tepee and saw raging ri...

My dad told me today that we're distantly related to the Fugarwii Tribe of Native Americans.

This tribe was nomadic, and would wander all over the continental US. Unfortunately, as a tribe, they had a terrible sense of direction and would often get horribly lost.
The Fugarwii had scouts who's soul purpose was to remedy this: they would scout about, find the tallest mountain they could, ...

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There are more Jews than Native Americans...

I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans

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