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Why do Native Americans hate April?

Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

One who is bad at hunting

A Native American asked his chief about the coming winter

"How bad will this winter be?" He asked.

"It is good to be prepared. Get some firewood ready" replied the chief.

The chief then called his friend in the national weather service to ask him. " How bad will this winter be?"

The meteorologist said "this will be a pretty cold winter...

Why do the Native Americans hate when white people ask to use their WiFi?

They're taking all their LAN!

How Do Native Americans celebrate Columbus Day?

They walk into your house and say "We live here now"

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How Native Americans get there names

One day a little Indian boy went up to his dad who was the chief and asked him how do Indians get there names. His dad looked at him and said "when your brother was born I went out tepee and saw, soaring eagle so I named him Soaring Eagle. When your sister was born I went out tepee and saw raging ri...

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

A cowboy finds himself captured by a tribe of Native Americans…

(Oldie, but goodie joke here)…

Anywhooo, the Natives tell the cowboy since he is their enemy they must put him to death. But, as is their custom, they won’t do so until he has spent 3 nights in their camp and each night, they shall grant him a wish.

As the first day, he says “I wish ...

Two native Americans are walking across the plains

Two Native Americans are walking through the Great Plains. Suddenly the ground started to rumble. One of them sticks his ear to the ground for a few seconds. He stands back up and motions to the other “Buffalo come”. The other looks at him and asks him how he knows. The first cups his hand to the si...

A redneck is hiking through the woods with two Native Americans

A redneck is hiking through the woods with two Native Americans. They happen across a cave. one of the Natives yells, "Whoop! Whoop!"

Another voice calls from the cave. "Whoop! Whoop!"

The man strips naked and runs into the cave.

"What was all that about?" The redneck asks...

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There are more Jews than Native Americans...

I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans

Since reddit has been all about native americans lately..

An Indian and a cowboy are walking through the prairie one day.
The Indian stops and puts his ear to the ground and says "ah, buffalo come."
In which the cowboy replies:
"Dang, you can tell that from stickin yer ear to the ground?"
Indian says:
"No. Ear sticky."

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A group of Native Americans are sitting around a campfire

A young brave asks the others, "When will I be given a name?"

"When you distinguish yourself in the tribe," answers Thundering Buffalo.

"Then the elders will recognize you with a name," says Rides By Moonlight.

"It is the proudest moment of a young brave's life," says Silent Wol...

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A billionaire hires a painter of murals to come to his mansion…

…when he gets there, he calls the painter in into a large room and shows him a plain white wall that’s 20 feet high and 50 feet across. He says to the guy, “I’ve always been fascinated by General Custer so on this wall I want you paint your interpretation of Custer’s last stand. I’m going out of tow...

The leader of a Native American tribe just passed away

He was old and had been a wise leader for many years. After he passed a younger man became leader even though he had much less experience.
His first task as leader was to predict if the coming winter was going to be a mild one or a harsh one. In other words, did the tribe need to gather lots of w...

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It was October and the Native Americans on a remote reservation...

asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught he old secrets.

When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he tol...

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How native Americans get their names

A Native American boy ran up to the chief and asked how they got their names. The chief looks at the boy and said when your sister was born I saw a hawk fly over so we named her sky hawk. And when your brother was born a deer ran by so we called him running deer, why do you ask two dogs fucking?

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A legend of the Native Americans

While many people know of Sequoya, the Native American genius who developed the Cherokee alphabet, fewer have heard of another visionary – yet he made a discovery no less groundbreaking, owing nothing to the white man’s knowledge.

It fell out like this: In the early 1800s, a certain chief, ...

Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?

Or is that a blanket statement?

What's a kinky Native Americans favorite drink?

Tea pee

I plagiarized a book about native Americans...

I eventually got siouxed.

What type of cars do Missionaries think Native Americans drive?

Convertibles

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Native Americans are the most successful strippers.

Cause when they dance, they make it rain!

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What do you call several hundred Native Americans without nipples?

The Indian Nippleless 500

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