Disney Princess Jokes

Snow White, because she's the Fairest One of All.

I had a friend who was really into Cindarella and exclusively dates blonde women. Another loved snow white and is married to a woman with obsidian black hair. I was really into The Little Mermaid and that's why I am not allowed into the Fish Market anymore.

Tinderella.

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*sits there laughing to self*

...so lonely..

She is most well-known for struggling -- and ultimately **succeeding** -- in her desperate quest to reach the ball!

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day

for me, it has to be CINDERella

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

Tinklebell

They're both made by the hands of others.

Because the cold never bothered her anyway.

They thought it was someone Elsa.

Cinder-ella

So I told her to pretend she is the Little Mermaid and stop talking.

…so I made all her friends come over and clean my house.

A Taco Belle.

Sleeping Beauty

The Disney Princesses had cats. Tiana's was named One, Two, Three, Snow White's was Eins, Zwei, Drei, and Belle's was named Une, Deux, Trois. They decided to put the cats on rafts and race them.

Tiana and Snow White's cats made it to the end, but Belle's died because

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I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle.