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Ariel Jokes

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

You can call me Ariel after this semester...

Because my grades are under the C.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why was King Triton angry over Ariel's report card?

Her grades were under the C.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric...

is that Fellate Of Fish?

Why was the audition for The Little Mermaid so competitive?

Because every actress there was striving for Ariel Supremacy.

Society is full of double standards

For example, when Ariel from The Little Mermaid swims around half naked, singing with her underwater friends, people say that she is "sweet" and "beautiful"

But when I do it, people say that I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".

Why is Ariel so good at math?

Idk why?

Thanks to her Algae-bra!

Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

I finally broke up with my Girlfriend, Ariel

She was a shelfish lover...

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What do you call a mermaid's flying boob?

Ariel's aerial areola.

Breaking News

Vinn Diesel is now married to the voice actor who voiced Ariel in Disney’s The Little Mermaid. They wanted a big, luxurious wedding but with everything going on they opted for a small, private ceremony. Not because of Corona Virus; but because they didn’t want anyone catching a Vinn-Ariel disease.

What font does the mermaid use when typing?

Ariel

Last time I was at Disney with my dad...

He complimented Ariel on her seashells.

She didn't have seashells. They were more of a small B shell.

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?

They're Ariel photographers

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A woman walks into a supermarket and sees the man she recently spent a night with.

He is stacking boxes of washing up liquid in a display window. "You lying son of a bitch!" She yells. "You told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No." He replies. "I told you I was part of the ariel display team."

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Stunt Pilot!

A woman walks into a supermarket and on her way 'round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening. She had gone home with him, shortly after they had met in a pub.

The young man is stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying sod!" she yells, "Last night ...

Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?

Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Wife letter to husband

I am writing you this letter to let you know that I'm leaving you. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today, I was kind to you and respected you for 7 years of our marriage, most of the time you did not appreciate me. The last two weeks were like hell. A week ago, you came home and d...

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