A drunk in a bar is unloading on the bartender.

"For 20 long and wonderful years," mused the gent at the bar, "my wife and I were deliriously happy."

"Then what happened?" asked the bartender.

"We met."

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A man wakes up in bed after a night of hard boozing...

His first thought is that he's in big trouble with his wife, but she waltzes into the room with a sunshiny grin and hands him a tray loaded with breakfast in bed. While he's eating, she slips under the covers and gives him a deliriously good blowjob.

"I don't get it, honey," the guy says. "I...

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