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Defenestration Jokes

What's the hardest thing about defenestration?

the window

I've developed my own style of martial arts that involves defenestration.

I call it Yeet Kune Do.

I Have Had plenty of Experiences with Defenestration.

It's never pane-less, unfortunately.

During my trivia game, I asked the contestants to define “defenestration”.

No one got it right, so I threw that question out the window.

What is it called when you get aroused by jumping through windows?

Autoerotic Defenestration

What was the most practiced Olympic sport in the late 1920s?

Defenestration.

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Emerson, Lake, and Palmer walk into a bar. . .

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Picture it. June, 1971. London.



Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.



Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

Nothing can spoil t...

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