My husband and I were daydreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery
I started: “I’d hire a cook so that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.
Johnny was daydreaming in class when the teacher called on him
“Johnny, if there are five birds on a wire and one gets shot how many are left?”
After thinking for a brief second Johnny responds “zero”
The teacher looks at him inquisitively and states. “Johnny, five minus one is four”
To which Johnny replies “yes but if you shoot one bird t...
The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"
Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.
The day on which the paper announced the contest winner...
A guy's working as a cashier at Best Buy
He finds his job a little dull, but from where he's stationed he can see out to store entrance to the parking lot (and more importantly, the sky) outside. He spends a lot of time looking out the store entrance and daydreaming, but one day he notices a blond woman walk up to the store with a bunch of...