Dead children are like Dark humour.

They never get old.

Dark humour

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

Which type of people are the world's fastest readers [DARK HUMOUR]

9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.

Dark humour is like food

Not everyone gets it.

Dark Humour is like anti-vax families

There’s usually a dead baby.

DARK humour

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared.

" The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back ALONE."

Hey, I like dark humour, I can't help myself. Last week I saw a video of a kid getting hit by a car and just BURST out laughing...

The police officers didn't seem impressed but I just told them, "you had to be there".

Dark humour joke

Kobe Bryant missed a shot because of the flash of a camera.

To stop this from happening again, he stared at the sun for 8 hours to train his eyes.

It’s a shame he couldn’t see the mountain.

Dark Humour isn’t that popular anymore....

Is my way of telling my Black Friend he’s not funny.

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Little bit of dark humour for you!

The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will ...

A child asked his mom what dark humour was. She said “You see that man in the wheelchair? Ask him to do stand-up comedy.”

The child answered “But mom, I’m blind!”

(Dark Humour) How Many Babies Does It Take To Paint a Wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

More dark humour

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”. The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to ...

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Dark humour is more like bad food

...It makes you feel funny but you also know something's wrong with you on the inside now.

The upside is that if you can handle it you'll be shitting yourself and those who can't handle it will throw up with disgust.

Tried dark humour last night.

Nobody could see the punchline

[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby?

Quite a mouthful.

A dad and son are sitting in a park

Son asks, "Dad what is dark humour"

Dad, "Son see that man with no arms. Ask him to clap"

Son, "But dad I am blind"

Dad "I know"

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How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?

Use a Geiger counter

*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour

I think I just found out what the “Why did the chicken cross the road?” joke ACTUALLY meant.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“To get to the other side.”

Maybe the “other side” meant the afterlife, meaning that when the chicken was crossing the road, it probably got ran over by a car.

The joke was that you were supposed to take the punchline very literally at first, b...

My friend got offended when I insulted his broken lamp...

Then again dark humour isn't his thing

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A man lost an arm...

A dark humoured joke told to me by an old fellow, so ye have been warned:

A man had lost an arm.
He grew extremely depressed because of this, to the point where he was prepared to kill himself.
The noose was set, but out the window something caught his eye:
A man with no arms, and he...

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