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Daffodils Jokes

What's better than daffodils on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

I planted some daffodils on Aunt Millie's grave. She never liked them, but....

after a while they started to grow on her.

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A prostitute has a problem...

There once was a very prolific prostitute. She serviced many a John and a Jane over her career.

Her biggest insecurity was always the way her vagina looked. She had rather large pussy lips (labia minora). Occasionally, she would be rejected by a client because of the way her lady bits looked...

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