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Crocus Jokes

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I remember when I was an apprentice Japanese gardener and showed my master the pot of bulbs I'd planted..

" You Lack Crocus" he said..

I finally got a bunch of naked ladies in my home!

It turns out the autumn crocus blooms early in my region.

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