Cut Something Jokes

He heard his parents arguing.
"You bitch!" his dad yelled.
"You bastard!" his mom yelled.
"What do bitch and bastard mean?" the little boy asked.
"Oh . . . a bitch is a woman, and a bastard is a man," his mom replied.
Later, the little boy walked in on his mom and dad messin... read more

The boy eager to help goes to his dad in the kitchen. His dad is carving the turkey and accidentally cuts his finger, and yells, "Fuck!".
The boy asks his dad what fuck means and his father replies, "it means to cut something. Go see if your mom needs help".

The boy goes upstairs where his... read more