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Cujo Jokes

I u/deadroadie am declaring my official run for presidential candidacy.

If any one can claim to be running for presidential candidacy, why not throw my name into the ring. Hell, why stop there, I fully support Cujo as my Vice President because he's such a heckin good boy!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy walks into a bar

And sees a jar labeled “bar challenge” loaded with $5 bills. He asks the bartender and the bartender says “well, you put 5 bucks in, and if you complete the challenge, you take the money home.” So the guy asks what the challenge is.
“Well, you gotta drink a 5th of Jack Daniels, pull a tooth from...

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