Cookouts Jokes - 3 Hilarious Cookouts Jokes

What does Joan of Arc avoid at cookouts?

Burning steaks.

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Hitler is not allowed to grill at cookouts because he always burns the franks

Yuppie buys a house in the country

A Yuppie decides to buy a plot of land in the countryside and build a house. Unfortunately, his neighbor is an old farmer who likes to spread his cows' manure on his fields every time the Yuppie throws a backyard cookout.

So one day the Yuppie sees the farmer and lets him know that he's g...

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