Cook Book Jokes - 11 Hilarious Cook Book Jokes

I went to library for a cook book.

I asked the librarian,

"In which section can I find a cook book, please?"

She said,

"For you? Fiction."

I just purchased a cook book, not available on Amazon

It teaches how to cook books.

I want to create a cook book that can raise the dead

I'll call it the Necronomnomicon

Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book?

Wok this way.

A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together.

It was called "Pi A LA Mode".

What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme"

So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town.

It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*

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The Bullfrog

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

Well, said the clerk, I have a very large bullfrog. The...

Can't cook

Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking.
“I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank.
“You said it, Larry replied, ...

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A man and a frog

One evening a man was taking a walk and was passing by a pet store. The pet store owner was stand in front holding a large frog.
As the man was passing, "Hey Mr. You want to buy this frog?" "No. I don't want to buy that frog"
Store owner says " This frog will give you the best blow job you ev...

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