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Computer Scientists Jokes

Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Its cause DEC 25 = OCT 31

A theological one for the computer scientists

After the animals exited the ark, the Lord came to the animals and the Lord spoke "Go forth and multiply".

The snakes came to him and said "Oh Lord, we cannot fulfil the commandment, for we are adders"

Thus spoke the Lord "Go and cut down the trees, and out of the trees you shall fashi...

Computer scientists and engineers

'A group of engineers and computer scientists from the same university are attending a conference in the next town. The decide to take the train. The engineers buy one ticket each. The computer scientists scratch their heads, pool their cash and buy a single ticket. The engineers think this is stran...

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

A group of computer scientists walk into a restaurant

They ask for a table for 4

The waitress replies 'but sir, there's 5 of you'


The computer scientist says 'no, look there's 4 of us, see! 0...1...2..3..4..'

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb

0 to 1

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player?

He's a big server.

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How do you know if a lightbulb is a prostitute?

Its been screwed in and out by teams of scientists, skateboarders, narcissists, every one of the human races, Vietnam vets, Grateful Dead fans, computer scientists, Army Rangers, stoners, Yankee fans, dead babies, roaming hippies, alchoholics, cops, Comcast employees, Jedis, Dragonball-Z characters,...

Are Computers Male or Female?

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!")

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this...

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