Carl and Clarance lived on opposite sides of the Mississippi River..
They lived their whole lives right across the river from each other, way back in the day. The nearest bridge across was 100 miles away, and both were too poor to afford an automobile, so from their youth they made a past time of shouting insults to one another from across the river. For many yea...
What’s the difference between a Saws All and my wife?
The saws reciprocating.
Manufacturer closes before Christmas
The town manufacturer moved their operations to another country, to pay lower wages. The people who worked in the town, lost their jobs and were suddenly thrust into poverty.
An entrepreneur heard about this situation. Joseph P Klanta was operating several manufacturing operations. His s...
What do broken saws have in common with targets of neckbeard affection?
They're not reciprocating.