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Coming Out Of The Closet Jokes

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I got ridiculed, insulted, and thrown out for coming out of the closet.

That’s the last time I masturbate at IKEA.

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...

if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

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It's a little known fact that most vacuums are gay

They're always coming out of the closet

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet!

My brother keeps bragging about having an inside man.

I'm not sure whether to call the FBI on him or congratulate him on coming out of the closet.

Why does Mike Pence keep all of his clothes in drawers?

Because he can't stand anything coming out of the closet.

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