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All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?

An HOA
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What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don’t know. But it is definitely not herd.
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What do you call a group of people smoking weed?

A Joint Coalition
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What do you call a group of singing dolphins?

An orca-stra.
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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The ¿Qué Qué Qué?
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What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?

An LGBT queue
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What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline.
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What do you call a group of pleased people sitting down to eat?

A table of contents
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What do you call a group of french communists?

Oui
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What do you call a group of knights standing in a circle ejaculating on each other?

A Sircumference

What do you call a group of domestic abusers?

A Heard.
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What do you call a group of unvaccinated children?

A Plagueround
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what do you call a group of crows who do something out of curiosity?

A tempted murder
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What do you call a group of Karens?

A Home Owners Association
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What do you call a group of blowjob enthusiasts?

A gaggle

Hey everyone! What do you call a group of batmen and woman?

>!An orphanage!!<
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What do you call a group of prostitutes?

A Cum Unity

What do you call a group of terrorists in a pool?

A bath bomb!!!
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What do you call a group of handicapped potheads?

The Rolling Stoners
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What do you call a group of sad pitbulls?

A pittie party
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What do you call a group of two crippled people?

A “pair of plegics”
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What do you call a group of well-dressed theoretical physicists?

A bunch of Feynman
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what do you call a group of Goth people eating ice cream?

Depressed á la móde
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.
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What do you call a group of Karen's and Kevin's?

An HOA board
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What do you call a group of wolves with big butts.

A fanny pack

What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime Mates
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What do you call a group of dad jokes?

A Pundemic
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What do you call a group of males from Germany?

Germen
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What do you call a group of meth heads?

A full set of teeth.
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If a group of lions is called pride, what do you call a group of humans?

Prejudice.
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What do you call a group of communist psychologists passed out drunk?

A collective unconscious.
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What do you call a group of condoms who make music.

A Rubber Band.
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What do you call a group of royal stoner?

High society!
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What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians?

Comic Sans

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What do you call a group of Soviet musicians undergoing sexual reassignment?

Trans Siberian Orchestra

What do you call a group of divorced mutants?

The Ex-Men.
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What do you call a group of married rockstars?

A hus-band
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What do you call a group of old people dressing up and play fighting in the woods?

LAARPing
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What do you call a group of idiots?

A dim sum.
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What do you call a group of witches learning how to cook?

An easy-bake coven.
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What do you call a group of drug dealers with superpowers?

The Powder Rangers.
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What do you call a group of Spanish yes men?

A si section!
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What do you call a group of emo kids

Suicide squad
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What do you call a group of rabbits

A nest

What do you call a group of birds
A flock

What do you call a group of Lions
Dangerous
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What do you call a group of guys who lie about telling funny dad jokes but aren't fathers themselves?

faux pas
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What do you call a group of racist white chickens

COO CLUCKS CLAN
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What do you call a group of shorebirds voting for their shared interests?

A bloc of seagulls.
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What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a group of Norwegian monarchs who ride motorcycles and enjoy both men and women?

The Bikings.
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What do you call a group of Middle Eastern mice ?

United Arab Emi-rats
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What do you call a group of disabled people in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.
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What do you call a group of Guardians of the Galaxy cosplayers that start setting fires and throwing bricks through windows?

A Groot suit riot
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What do you call a group of 7 Steves?

A Steven.
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What do you call a group of wizards?

A staff meeting.
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What do you call a group of adult entertainment and sex workers?

A Pornucopia

What do you call a group of dogs that never laugh at jokes?

A ruff crowd
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What do you call a group of 500 atoms?

A Refund.

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What do you call a group of Caucasians rolling down a hill?

A cracker barrel
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What do you call a group of 6 Chinese tourists in a small car?

A Six pack of Corona Extra.
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What do you call a group of zealots who try to force people into eating their disgusting half made desserts?

The Flan-ish Inquisition
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