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All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?

An HOA

What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don’t know. But it is definitely not herd.

What do you call a group of people smoking weed?

A Joint Coalition

What do you call a group of singing dolphins?

An orca-stra.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?

An LGBT queue

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of pleased people sitting down to eat?

A table of contents

What do you call a group of french communists?

Oui

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What do you call a group of knights standing in a circle ejaculating on each other?

A Sircumference

What do you call a group of domestic abusers?

A Heard.

What do you call a group of unvaccinated children?

A Plagueround

what do you call a group of crows who do something out of curiosity?

A tempted murder

What do you call a group of Karens?

A Home Owners Association

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What do you call a group of blowjob enthusiasts?

A gaggle

Hey everyone! What do you call a group of batmen and woman?

>!An orphanage!!<

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What do you call a group of prostitutes?

A Cum Unity

What do you call a group of terrorists in a pool?

A bath bomb!!!

What do you call a group of handicapped potheads?

The Rolling Stoners

What do you call a group of sad pitbulls?

A pittie party

What do you call a group of two crippled people?

A “pair of plegics”

What do you call a group of well-dressed theoretical physicists?

A bunch of Feynman

what do you call a group of Goth people eating ice cream?

Depressed á la móde

What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

What do you call a group of Karen's and Kevin's?

An HOA board

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What do you call a group of wolves with big butts.

A fanny pack

What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime Mates

What do you call a group of dad jokes?

A Pundemic

What do you call a group of males from Germany?

Germen

What do you call a group of meth heads?

A full set of teeth.

If a group of lions is called pride, what do you call a group of humans?

Prejudice.

What do you call a group of communist psychologists passed out drunk?

A collective unconscious.

What do you call a group of condoms who make music.

A Rubber Band.

What do you call a group of royal stoner?

High society!

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What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians?

Comic Sans

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What do you call a group of Soviet musicians undergoing sexual reassignment?

Trans Siberian Orchestra

What do you call a group of divorced mutants?

The Ex-Men.

What do you call a group of married rockstars?

A hus-band

What do you call a group of old people dressing up and play fighting in the woods?

LAARPing

What do you call a group of idiots?

A dim sum.

What do you call a group of witches learning how to cook?

An easy-bake coven.

What do you call a group of drug dealers with superpowers?

The Powder Rangers.

What do you call a group of Spanish yes men?

A si section!

What do you call a group of emo kids

Suicide squad

What do you call a group of rabbits

A nest

What do you call a group of birds
A flock

What do you call a group of Lions
Dangerous

What do you call a group of guys who lie about telling funny dad jokes but aren't fathers themselves?

faux pas

What do you call a group of racist white chickens

COO CLUCKS CLAN

What do you call a group of shorebirds voting for their shared interests?

A bloc of seagulls.

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What do you call a group of black people?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a group of Norwegian monarchs who ride motorcycles and enjoy both men and women?

The Bikings.

What do you call a group of Middle Eastern mice ?

United Arab Emi-rats

What do you call a group of disabled people in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.

What do you call a group of Guardians of the Galaxy cosplayers that start setting fires and throwing bricks through windows?

A Groot suit riot

What do you call a group of 7 Steves?

A Steven.

What do you call a group of wizards?

A staff meeting.

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What do you call a group of adult entertainment and sex workers?

A Pornucopia

What do you call a group of dogs that never laugh at jokes?

A ruff crowd

What do you call a group of 500 atoms?

A Refund.

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What do you call a group of Caucasians rolling down a hill?

A cracker barrel

What do you call a group of 6 Chinese tourists in a small car?

A Six pack of Corona Extra.

What do you call a group of zealots who try to force people into eating their disgusting half made desserts?

The Flan-ish Inquisition

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